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There were two elements walking down the street, and one said, "I think I lost an electron."

The other element said, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive"


Monk Story

a long long time ago, a man named richard was driving his car. his car broke down in front of a monastery, but luckily, the monks were willing to help him. they gave him shelter, fed him, and even fixed his car! however, they would take a night to fix it, and so they allowed him to sleep in the monastery.

that night, richard could hear a strange sound as he was trying to sleep. the next morning, he asked the monks what the source of the sound was. they said, "we can't tell you what it is, you're not a monk." richard accepted this and went on his way.

the following year, richard's car broke down in front of the same monastery. the monks were, again, willing to help him. they gave him shelter, fed him, and even fixed his car! however, they would take a night to fix it, and so they allowed him to sleep in the monastery.

that night, richard could hear the same strange sound as he was trying to sleep. the next morning, he asked the monks what the source of the sound was for the second time. they said, "we can't tell you what it is, you're not a monk." richard accepted this again and went on his way.

the following year, richard's car broke down in front of the same monastery. the monks were, again, willing to help him. they gave him shelter, fed him, and even fixed his car! however, they would take a night to fix it, and so they allowed him to sleep in the monastery.

that night, richard could hear the same strange sound as he was trying to sleep. the next morning, he asked the monks what the source of the sound was for the third time. they said, "we can't tell you what it is, you're not a monk." this time, richard did not accept it and asked them, "so how do i become a monk?"

the head monk looked at his comrades and, after a short, silent discussion, said to richard, "you must do as we have all done before. you must travel this country of ours and count each blade of grass and each pebble. then you must tell us how many of each there are. only then will we accept you into our ranks.

richard accepted this task and went on his way, traversing the land. five years later, he returned to the monastery. the monastery did not let him answer straight away. instead, they let him in, granted him a room, fed him, and told him to sleep a night before submitting his answer. that night, richard heard the same sound that had been plaguing him for all these years. the next morning, richard told them how many blades of grass and how many pebbles there were in the country. the head monk nodded and said, "now you can finally find out what is the source of the sound is. come here." and he led richard to an iron door.

richard tried to open the door, but could not as it was locked. the head monk gave him the iron key and richard opened the door. behind the door, was a door made of fabric. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of yam. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of oranges. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of underwear. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of concrete. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of azaleas. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of nails. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of roses. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of eyes. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of axes. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of diamonds. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of tin. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of honey. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of ice-cream. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of sulfur. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of jam. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of uranium. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of screws. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of titanium. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of knives. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of noses. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of oreos. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of wood. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of tears. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of hornets. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of arms. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of tartan. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of ice. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of money. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of nickel. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of eyelashes. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of velvet. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of emeralds. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of redwood. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of guns. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of opals. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of nylon. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of needles. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of aprons. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of gongs. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of icicles. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of vitagen. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of energy. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of yakult. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of ovals. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of ukeleles. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of umbrellas. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of porcelain. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of napkins. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of earth. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of violets. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of ears. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of rosin. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of gears. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of onyx. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of nitrogen. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of nightsoil. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of avians. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of licorice. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of ectasy. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of thistles. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of yarn. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of octopi. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of udders. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of dandelions. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of oak. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of waffles. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

behind the door was a door made of nibs. this door too was locked. richard demanded the key and unlocked the door.

that was the final door, for which richard was thankful.

finally, he found what the source of the sound was! it was incredible! it was magical! it was amazing! it was something so wonderful yet he'd never ever considered it before! it was grand, it was beautiful, it was astounding!






unfortunately, i can't tell you what it is, you're not a monk.

Siobhan added: now let's see if anyone can find the secret code in the story!!
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